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It must be a Goodboy on his way to an MLP convention! I'm sure his healthy athletic frame is too much for conventional seats... He's sure to have a cache of honey mustard stored under one of his folds, just use that to lube him up and he'll slide right into that seat!
I hope they have plenty of Cheetos and Mountain Dew on that train, if his sugars get too low he might faint!
Hate to tell you but I don’t think they have Cheetos or Mountain Dew in the UK.
Pretty sure they have Cheetos at Tesco, right? Definitely not common though
We have Cheetos in Heron Foods, not mountain Dew though. Although, I do remember buying some a good few years back...