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Anon wants to be bigger (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

All my friends who complain about their weight have an inability to skip the designated mealtimes their parents raised them on.

They will get hostile at even the mention of skipping breakfast or lunch. They say if they skip a meal it will trick their body into getting fat.