Random Shit

If my grandma made this impassioned argument about how your brain isn't fully formed until 25 so the drinking age should be 25, sex education shouldn't exist, and everyone should be living in black & white, making their beds dutifully immediately after rising in the morning, putting on pajamas, saying the Lord's prayer kneeling at the side of their single bed, etc., I would be sympathetic...

But your username is VelociCatTurd. Now, I may be jumping to conclusions... But... I think if you heard that seventeen year olds were smoking pot and sleeping with each other, you'd say "of course." I think you'd probably also support secret abortions for seventeen year olds. I think you'd support having the school nurse be equipped with condoms to give out to teenagers for free to reduce STDs...

Am I right?

Or am I talking to my grandmother right now..?

Because, if I am talking to a boomer Christian who is very emotional about these things and every seventeen year old is a child who needs to be handheld by their parents until they are old enough to walk down the aisle with their similarly reared future husband/wife... I will respect your consistency.

If not, I feel like you should come clean and tell us about how children can smoke pot, sleep with each other, and watch pr0n... (Because I ASSUME you would not be horrified that seventeen year olds do that...)... But there's another class of children who can't (because I ASSUME you would be very uncool with seven year olds doing that).

.. No, they're teenagers. Yes their brain hasn't finished developing, yes they're not as mature as someone older, yes they haven't lived as a thirty year old, but no they're not children. They're teenagers. What a stupid fucking hill you've chosen.