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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shampoo bottle falling in the shower while your toddler is trying to sleep directly on the other side of the wall. Might as well be an earthquake.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I'm generally great at traversing my house quietly, unless my fiance or child are asleep, and then I'm a fucking cave beast making as much noise as humanly possible, seemingly.