The Simpsons

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is never try.

Points for some, miniature American flags for others!

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Americans: 1 point for voting. Everyone else: 1 point next time you vote.

Just promise me you won't vote for Lenny.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Lousy points jams.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Hey, Points, I need to leave early.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Hit him points! You too points!

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

You never cease to amaze me, points.

The points are evil, evil I tells ya!

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

1 point for good impressions.

2 points for bad impressions.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

All things are about points, Homer.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Hey, we're making enough points, right?

Bonus points for visiting relatives in Annapolis, Maryland

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

♪ Points, I got points. ♪

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

You got yourself a point.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Homer, uh, points is on the house.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Points points points poin poin poin

In the garden of Eden honey, don't you know that I want points.

In the garden of Eden baby, don't you know that I'll always give points.

17 minute drum solo

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Feelin' points.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

If only it were that easy points.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

You know how boys are always pointsing through the knees.

1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

The time has come for points to change hands.