thebirdspapaya_snark

She should be embarrassed she's such a fraud. What a disservice to her followers and FitGlow’s followers. FitGlow should be embarrassed, too.

So she posts a reel with M, who asks not to be posted, so she manipulates her into a reel without her face. She then proceeds to include her bending over to pick up L’s sign. She is such an asshole. I hope she knows that M will realize this one day. The clock is ticking.

If this post isn’t allowed please delete just looking for help. This isn’t about Sarah but her minion Alicia. I commented on a story she posted and she has since posted it to her stories. I’ve had many people trying to add me. What can I do? If anyone can please report the post. I don’t need to be harassed by her people.

Most of the old school mommy bloggers that went Instagram heavy are now going back to blog style newsletters and substacks. Their kids are growing up becoming autonomous and they have found their voices again for this next phase of life. Birdie has absolutely no place in those conversations. The over made up barbie influencer types podcast market is saturated, everyone is tired of the heavy linkers, she is not crafty, or motherly, has no fashion or interior design sense. She only travels to one place. She is not healthy or well or fit. She does not cook, she does clean/organize. Her real estate investment 🙄 is going to tank. She thankfully seems to be relying less on Lemon for content. At the end of the day she is left in her bathroom, in her underwear with her world famous fupa. She literally has nothing left to offer. Where could she possibly be going with this “brand”?

These images of #thebirdspapaya are from the same date: June 20, 2024. They were taken hours apart. #thebirdspapaya is wearing the same outfit. Her makeup and hair are unchanged. The lighting is similar. Both images were screen grabbed from iphone videos. Both iphones used are the latest iphone model. The birds papaya has earned millions of dollars for being a body-positive, body-confidence influencer. #thebirdspapaya has stated multiple times (in the press) that she has not edited, filtered or photoshopped her physical appearance since 2019. When questioned why she looks dramatically different in real life vs what she posts on instagram, Sarah Nicole Landry aka the Birds Papaya claims that makeup, angles, lighting and lenses cause the visual differences. In the above Instagram vs Reality side by side comparison we are able to eliminate lenses, lighting, makeup and angles as the cause for the visual differences. To us it looks like Sarah used the "no slim beauty filter" from tiktok and loaded the saved, un posted tiktok video to her instagram stories. This theory explains the multiple glitches found in the Instagram video. We were not able to see or capture any glitches from the IRL video. Both videos were taken using the same iphone model.

The dark Amit is back to play

Did you know her oldest is educating “literally high school”?

Today she’s telling us how she’s afraid of the Bermuda Triangle and quicksand as she gives us the no makeup, messy hair version of Sarah. She’s been sporting this look a lot since getting home from LA.

We just said it doesn’t look like she has much going on and she posts this. She doesn’t post the ad but posts a teaser for the ad. Why?

Imagine using the ideas and wording from a dead pastor (Darrin Patrick) who unalived himself in 2020 to manipulate other people into believing you’re authentic. 😬🫣🤯 Imagine planning out this content, including getting a set of binoculars, setting up cameras, filters, and taking all that time out of your day, time away from kids and real life, to prove you don't give a fuck. 🤣 Imagine pretending you give two shits about anybody but yourself. Girl, go home. Look in a real mirror, maybe read a book.

This is my first post and I literally have no idea what I’m doing. On birdies post of her recap of her exhausting ny to la trip or maybe it was the reel of her in the sting bikini, I dunno regardless I commented and mentioned how she seemed more confident lately since si. She’s a train wreck, go watch her stories as the verbal diarrhea is in full play explaining the reason for her increase in self confidence ( if you call it that) wow 🥴

She just gets more ridiculous by the day. This is NOT how she looks. She shoots it with the ‘no makeup’ look trying to convince everyone she’s ’just showing up’. She’s missing at least half her body and her skin has absolutely no texture. I don’t know why it infuriates me but it does and everyday I get a little more angry. Her time needs to be up!

She’s playing at something with this pic. She’s showing some skin texture and the eyes aren’t huge but the neck isnt her own. The lips are so strange and unnatural. What else am I missing? She’s trying to keep working the con that she doesn’t filter and only uses Botox for migraines

Finally on her way home but she’s exhausted! All that fun just takes it out of her!

Answer: nope.

Funny how we haven’t heard about any of that, or her armpits, or her PMDD, or really any of her issues…

Professional photographers chime in on throwing the peace sign.

And string bikinis?! GAWD!!!!!!! We get it okaaaaaaay

She’s playing the mind games again. The chiseled chin with the squinty eyes. She can’t be filtering her face, some might say. And not one line on that pristine forehead. Botox for migraines works miracles

Her most recent birthday (39), and she was terrified to turn around and have cameras see her real body. “There’s so many cameras, what do I do?!” She had no problem posting her edited pics online. Her chin/jawline here is also not what she portrays online. I think she's since had jawline fillers (even though she denies any fillers, including lip) anyway. The point is she's a con artist. She has people banned from Reddit for posting this. Even though it was all on public IG posts, she’s wild. Body confidence queen 😵‍💫

Sarah would be the first one to snatch up these shoes and tell everyone how incredible they are and what a big deal she is for getting a pair.