So I won't 😄. I will however add that the white substance inside and outside is laundry detergent that it had been soaking in for months.

Miraculously the SSD was the only uncorroded and salvageable part. I was able to extract the client's kids' minecraft worlds.

Yesterday, a friend of mine looked through the glass panel in my PC, laughing out loud. He went 'lol, you even have a fake bug in there'. Turns out a moth had slipped through a ventilation hole somehow and was fried on the mainboard. So far it looks like nothing shorted, let's hope it stays this way.