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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-24
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The key to the insanity defense is trying it twice and expecting different results.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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Posts and discussion about the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Hugo Award-winning author Zach Weinersmith (and related works)
https://www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersmith
New comics posted whenever they get posted on the site, and old comics posted every day until we catch up in a decade or so
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-21
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Unfortunately, the A students did very little mating.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/reverse
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-19
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Feels so good to just level with you about my closet world of sibling-murder.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-17
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Fortunately, it turned out he killed a different Steve.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/promise-2
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-14
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Oh great, lung-blood. Great. Well, you've ruined this shirt, so that's just lovely.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-10
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WHY ISN'T THE BENCH COLORED IN?! THE FOURTH WALL IS BROKEN
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/climate
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eye-2
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sacrifice-3
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-08
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Stupid robots think love is necessary for procreation.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-07
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But really, can you trust a man who wears a fedora indoors?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/haiku-2
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-31
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I wrote this one toward the end of my time at college, and I still remember a poet friend telling me she thought this comic expressed how she felt about her last year in college.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-27
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I CAN MAKE THIS JOKE BECAUSE I HAVE A LITERATURE DEGREE
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/knight
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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-24
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For real though, why not 'take money and donate it directly toward research for the cure' ?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-22
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Also, what about really really slow bullets?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rite-on
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/maximization
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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-20
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Ironically, the nuclear apocalypse happens that Thursday.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-16
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Note the ellipse here around Does Too, indicating that He totally does.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/catch
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I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-01-13
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I will never tire of jokes about poorly-crafted handpuppets.
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