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What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house? (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitleThe sun

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Like a shadow in the dark, deceptively similar to the real thing yet lacking in true value. As innocent as a newborn child, it appears genuine at first glance, fooling even the most vigilant eyes. (hilariouschaos.com)
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However, under closer inspection, its flaws and imperfections are revealed,marking it as a mere imitation of the authenticity it aims to replicate.

TitleCounterfeit money

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I give advice to others, yet I know nothing myself. I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still while others pass by me. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerA road sign

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerNone, they'd rather just sit in the fuckin' dark and argue about who broke it.

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What did the zero say to the eight? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerNice belt.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerTo get to the other slide, you moronic mother clucker.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerA stick.

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I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerPencil lead.

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Which part of a boat, does a shopaholic like the most? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerThe sail

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What can you keep after giving it to someone? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerYour word

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What is deaf, dumb and blind but always tells the truth? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA mirror.

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Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA bunk bed.

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What goes up but never comes down? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerYour age.

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What tastes better than it smells? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerYour tongue

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I'm green and leafy, with towering giants and hidden secrets. You can hear my whispers in the breeze. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerThe forest.

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I'm a legendary beast with scales and claws, guarding treasure in ancient lore. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA dragon.

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I'm where stories come to life, on a screen for all to see. Popcorn in hand, you watch with delight. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA movie theater.

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I'm vast and endless, with stars that twinkle and planets that roam. Explorers dream of journeying through me. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilersOuter space.

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What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerA jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells.

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What belongs to you but other people use it more than you? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerYOUR NAME

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What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter? (lemm.ee)
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I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time, I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerI am 40 and my daughter is 10.

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How many cats are in a small room if in each of the four corners a cat is sitting, and opposite each cat there sit three cats, and a each cat's tail another is sitting? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerFour cats, each near a tail of a cat in an adjacent corner.

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Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.What is it? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerIt's a shadow!

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What is longer than a decade and shorter than a millennium? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerCentury

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