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Joe Rogan does NOT take hormone replacement therapy to transition to a man (fedia.io)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/notnews
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It's due to his low testosterone levels

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JD Vance is NOT the accused rapist Bruce Lehrman (fedia.io)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/notnews
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Original meme post

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JD Vance did NOT keep pet frogs in his underwear as a child. (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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This Vance guy is notnews biggest inspiration (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by brambc to c/notnews
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14794596

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Marjorie Taylor Greene did NOT leak the design of the pixel fold 9 (fedia.io)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/notnews
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It didn't have government secrets the Russians wanted to have

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Florida Man NOT the cause of Crowdstrike outage. (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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Severed finger found in Dayton driveway did NOT belong to Tom Cruise. (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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Donald Trump is NOT personally responsible for Brazilian Cocaine Sharks. (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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Trump did NOT pull out of the race for being old (fedia.io)
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This is not a rumor that has been going around

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Breaking: Bird is NOT the word. (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by brambc to c/notnews
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Amazon will NOT be promoting Season 5 of 'The Boys' on pharmaceutical syringes in California (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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The Texas Government is NOT charging ISPs to provide adult-themed feet pictures to its residents. (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will NOT be starring in Disney+ 'Mr Clean' origin story series (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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Mitch McConnell was NOT the victim of a failed Neuralink attempt from Elon Musk who was trying to communicate with The Mole Men (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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JD Vance did NOT fornicate with the Ikea LINANÄS Sofa, with chaise/Vissle dark gray (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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Donald Trump did NOT send a picture he drew of a giraffe to Mokgweetsi Masisi, President of Botswana (self.notnews)
submitted 1 month ago by NineMileTower to c/notnews
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