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Posts from Cal Poly Pomona's sub that look like they could be copypasta. Some of them probably are.

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Why are there so many fucking hot guys at CPP? (self.cppcopypasta)
submitted 9 months ago by mathterdark to c/cppcopypasta
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WHY? Everywhere Hook its just hot guy after hot guy after hot guy. In my classes: hot guys. In the library: hot guys. At centerpointe: hot guys. How can I focus among all these hot guys? They're everywhere except my dorm! I can't even leave my own dorm anymore without my eyes being berated by male beauty. How do you other female specimen out there function with all these hot guys running wild? I came to CPP because everyone told me the guys here were ugly and I could finally focus on my studies. Jokes on me I guess!

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Why is everyone at CPP so rich? (self.cppcopypasta)
submitted 9 months ago by mathterdark to c/cppcopypasta
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I see a lot people with very expensive cars such as Bugatti, Ferrari, and Porsche. And these people also wear very expensive watches one of the guy I saw wears a Chopard watch. Even the poorest people I saw drives a Tesla, Toyota.

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To the cute lanky guy with glasses (self.cppcopypasta)
submitted 9 months ago by mathterdark to c/cppcopypasta
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OMG, I always spot him in the building 9 breezeway every Tuesday and Thursday! 🌸✨

Lowkey, when he pretends he doesn’t see me and just looks straight ahead or is "busy" with his phone, it's kinda adorable, ngl! πŸ’–πŸ˜

Based on his whole vibe (like his scent and the way he dresses), I'm getting major engineering student energy. Do you y’all think I have a chance with him? πŸ™ˆπŸ’­

If any of you beauties know who I'm talking about or if you've been in my shoes before, drop me some advice, please! Kisses! πŸ’‹πŸŒΌ

Edit: m4m

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