facepainter

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Love your username!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

Hello there!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Probably doesn't count as horror for most, but when I was 6 or 7, my step-dad let me watch Terminator 1.

That shit traumatized me for years... the stop-motion scenes, Arnie cutting out his eye..