Sumocat

joined 2 years ago
[–] Sumocat 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, that’s Bruce’s replacement.

[–] Sumocat 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Will the space be oval?

[–] Sumocat 3 points 1 month ago

From small mushroom to large extra pepperoni, we got what you want at Pizza Dick.

[–] Sumocat 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s a farce: “a light dramatic composition marked by broadly satirical comedy and improbable plot”. It’s played straight. The stakes are serious. It should be a tragedy. But then there’s a literal turning point when they turn around to rescue Watney, and it’s ridiculous.

[–] Sumocat 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s been a rough couple of decades for everyone. Buddy needs something to take the edge off.

[–] Sumocat 1 points 2 months ago

And yet, they didn’t copy the right part of Apple’s names. iMac. MacBook. Mac Pro. iPad. Those names indicate form factors. Dell Pro Max Plus could be any of those form factors.

[–] Sumocat 7 points 2 months ago

We literally had Impossible Whoppers today because they’re good, can be veganized (reasonably), and we lost our local BKs. There’s one near a store we visit every few months. Puts a hard limit on the amount we can eat.

[–] Sumocat -3 points 2 months ago
[–] Sumocat 50 points 2 months ago (5 children)

It wouldn’t have stopped him from winning the election. Trump escaped accountability when the Senate failed to convict him in his second impeachment. That, and the first impeachment, were the only convictions that would have barred him from running. Two impeachments, one coup attempt, one felony conviction, and we still elected him. Pretty sure that’s on us.

[–] Sumocat 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, he calls wind turbines “windmills,” but in this case, he’s reading windfall as windmill.

[–] Sumocat 6 points 2 months ago

“Two plaintiffs said their mentions of Air Jordan sneakers and Olive Garden restaurants triggered ads for those products. Another said he was served ads for a brand name surgical treatment after discussing it, he thought privately, with his doctor.” — And that was all the evidence the judge needed to approve the lawsuit.

[–] Sumocat 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They misspelled “we”.

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