ClarkFlankblast

joined 1 year ago
[–] ClarkFlankblast 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm wondering what flavor the box is.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 5 points 1 year ago

After Nurse Cullen, I'm sure that it is more than people would be comfortable with.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 2 points 1 year ago

Drip some hydrogen peroxide into your ear while laying on your side. Wait 5 minutes (it feels amazing). Turn your head so it drips out onto a paper towel and allow it to drain completely. You will see how clean your ears really were. I only dry the ear with a swab mostly on the outside while it's draining. Don't do this more than once a year. It feels like a seltzery orgasm in your ears.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't lick turtles.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 1 points 1 year ago

I'm wearing my 'Wednesday' underwear right now.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 4 points 1 year ago

Jr. has never been right. How would he know?

[–] ClarkFlankblast 4 points 1 year ago

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It definitely can remove self awareness.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not a Lemon party without old dick.

[–] ClarkFlankblast 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)