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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mriguy 44 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is, very simply, child abuse.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is layered... Not only will the kids grow up incorrectly believing that the earth is flat, they are also going to grow up resenting people that disagree with what their parents say, eventually they may even resent their parents for forcing their false beliefs on them and making them look foolish in front of their peers.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I have met a Flat Earth conspiracy believer mom who was homeschooling her kid, explaining how the sphere Earth model is wrong and so on, her complain was that despite her best efforts to ~~indoctrinate~~ educate her child, the child was not convinced that the Earth is flat. It goes to show that some children are just too intelligent to fall for this kinda shit. The child was eight or nine years old I think.

[–] ignotum 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Aron Ra, he grew up in a mormon family, but in his case they waited with the indoctrinating until he was old enough, which was when he was eight

But as he himself said "by then it was already too late"

When his mother sat him down and started reading to him from the book of mormon, he just pointed out things that were wrong and stupid.

Remember, if you want your kids to believe the stupid things you believe, start early and don't let them see or hear too much about reality, or you'll have a bad time

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The thought of a nine year old looking at a "grown" women with disbelief as the women tries explaining the flat earth BS is actually fucking jokes lol

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[–] reverie 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I babysat a girl who came to me and asked if atoms were really little crosses, like her grandmother taught her. She was confused because the teacher at school was saying something different

I told her to listen to her teacher

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gives off "my grandma said Cleopatra was black" vibes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Strong "Waterboy" vibes

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I've tried this experiment in Blender by projecting a NASA earth texture onto a circular plane to see if I could even come up with something where the day/night solstice/equinox cycles make any kind of sense, couldn't make it work.

I do think that if you really wanted to upset these folks, though, you'd insist that Australia is actually at the center of the earth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I have never through of that....how is day an night supposed to work on a flat earth? Like Minecraft they just...rotate around? What about the underside of the earth? The other side of the coin....do people live there too? Can we visit them if we dig a hole?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The flatearthers are gonna hunt you, better not ask those questions

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

All of this effort just to teach your kids... flat earth?! Could've been spent to teach them gardening, electronics, paintings, literally anything else would've been more useful for the child's future.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If it makes you feel any better, chances are the kids will learn pretty quick they were taught BS and will probably just disown Mom at some point.

I knew a kid who was home schooled, and while he wasn't taught anything as looney as flat earth, he absolutely knew that some of what he was taught was BS

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[–] Kaiser 17 points 1 year ago

This physically pains me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait so flat earth thinks the earth is flat but the moon and sun are not?? How does that work?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of when I started going to public school and learned about evolution, something my Evangelical parents always taught me was a lie.

Thankfully my education broke me out of that, but it put me behind a little bit.

[–] Orban 11 points 1 year ago

Jeez man, i can only imagine. At least you were among the lucky ones who were smart and confident enough to resist their parents misbeliefs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But how would the flat earth get between the floating moon sun orbs to make an eclipse?

[–] Orban 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How dare you bring logic into this

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

when in doubt: mysterious shadow object, lmao.

“According to flat-Earth conspiracy theorists, this astronomical phenomenon — known as a total lunar eclipse — was actually a rare opportunity to catch a glimpse of a mysterious "shadow object" that orbits the sun and occasionally passes in front of the moon from our point of view here, on an allegedly pizza-shaped Earth.”

source: https://www.space.com/43086-flat-earthers-explain-lunar-eclipses.html

[–] axtualdave 3 points 1 year ago

There's a wiki that lists "several" (read: 2) theories!

https://wiki.tfes.org/The_Lunar_Eclipse

These people are fucking lunatics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It’s not that I can’t workout how to make that work with some super massive object. It’s that it’s so ridiculous to do so that I won’t bother. All hail mysterious shadow object!

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[–] GingeyBook 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So how does night time exist in a model like this? It looks like the sun just rotates above the Earth?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows the sun is switched off during night time, DUH !

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean to say this horror story has a part 2? :(

[–] Orban 6 points 1 year ago

I just assumed, thats just too big of a cliffhanger

[–] gonzophilosophy 8 points 1 year ago

It's a pretty sweet diorama though. So much easier to make than a globe.

[–] milktea 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Serious question, what do the pillars stand on in this concept? Are there other planets? So many questions

[–] orangeNgreen 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe the answer to your question of “what do the pillars stand on” is a turtle. And that turtle stands on another turtle. And that turtle stands on another turtle. And it is turtles all the way down. Though I might be confusing two different beliefs.

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[–] Orban 6 points 1 year ago

Comeon man.. turtles, infinite amount of turtles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Is there a badparents Lemmy group?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Man this is just sad

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

C'est une parodie. Dites-moi que c'est une parodie.

[–] luminaree 6 points 1 year ago

As a geoscientist and someone who produces maps (and also just as a human who understands science), this particular flavor of willful ignorance blows my mind. It makes me sad for the kids who trust their parents and will eventually have to unlearn this shit or carry on fundamentally misunderstanding the Earth. I also can't help but wonder what jank projection is being used here to display the continents in 2D lol. Looks like a polar projection centered on the north pole which is why the continents are distorted around the edges ending up with a "wall of ice" all around which is really just a very distorted Antarctica. There's a reason we don't use polar projections to represent the Earth on a global scale.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always wondered...if the earth is flat then what's on the under side? Why haven't we need able to dig a hole all the way through? Is this all because these people can't get their heads around how gravity works? Why is earth the only flat planet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Humanity is over

[–] instamat 4 points 1 year ago

The kids are probably having a blast, making up nonsensical shit at that age comes naturally to them

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