I feel attacked.
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My girlfriend says she knows when I'm ready for bed or going to work based on if she can hear me trying not to throw up in the bathroom while brushing my teeth.
Open your eyes as wide as possible, it basically blocks the gag reflex
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Oh really??
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can confirm, stuck my fist down my throat and no gagging
Works with other stuff too
Sorry but do you actually have such little control over your mouth and face muscles that you can't avoid gagging on toothpaste?
I know i don't, sometimes.
Then spend the next 20 mins dropping an epic duce; or as I like to call it, "dropping my latest rap album"
"My shits fire!"
"We know, dad."
"No, I'm having a serious medical emergency!"
"That was the title of your last one, too!"
It's brown, it's down, and a helluva sound
Was this posted by my kid in another universe where I have kids?
Just get fur baby.
Childfree here but I'll def get a dog when time is right.
Nah You losing nut privileges is a canon event
Could still be an adopted kid.
Then how about you don't wake me up at 5 a.m. you little shit!
Could you be my long lost brother?