But then what are you? A thing that uses. What is that? A thing that doubts, understands, affirms, denies, wills, refuses, and that also whines and complains and is not handyc.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2023
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ask not what but why i am. i am user and how does user if computer was reboot?
Trouble ticket closed
The ticket may be closed but my trouble is still open as uinfo handyc still returns something other than a blank line. Not only is handyc impostering me but also the famous DJ Andy C.
sigh...
alias uinfo='echo ""'
nice try hacker!
hobbsc
hobbyc
honbyc
hondyc
handyc
You think this is a game to me?
Delete your username or start paying me some royalties. And also get a different haircut.
Please provide proof that you are not handyc.
~ Mrs. Edna Edison, Admin
look it says her eon my id card.
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i want to speak to the sysop.
i am spartacus
hi spratacus, i am not handyc