this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] WhisperingEye 11 points 1 year ago

Goo goo g'joob?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hey dude, what's wrong with Walter?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The good thing about goats is that they have built in handles for when you're horny

[–] Nika03 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how you anger a goat buck. Y'know how bucks clash their horns? That's exactly why you don't touch them. It's fine when its pretty much at the base of the horn, don't go higher.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind next time I'm ass blasting a goat.

Unrelated: what is your sister doing later?

[–] Nika03 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume I have a sister

[–] LufyCZ 1 points 1 year ago

What are you doing later then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a Unicorn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Goat fucker?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The throat goat?