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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

ngl the net had some great hacking scenes tho

[–] Jomega 7 points 1 year ago

Sonic Prime of all things had a hacking scene that consisted entirely of trying to guess a password. No technobabble, just straight up attempting to guess a password. It was refreshing.

[–] chickenfish 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ncis episode Tim traced ThE mOsT dAnGeRoUs HaCkEr iN tHe WoRlD to an internal 192.168.something. I do not remember how it was resolved because I was laughing too hard.
(the whole two person keyboard thi g early in the series was an intentional gag, so it doesn't count)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Most of the time it's just meaningless gibberish in my experience.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I liked how Star Trek: Discovery had a snippet of C code with a reference to Windows NT. I wonder if we'll still be on x86 in the 23rd century.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The warp core is down!"

"Have you tried turning the power couplings off and on again?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Having played Void Crew recently, which just launched into early access and therefore has a lot of bugs, it happens astonishingly often how turning a ship's system off and back on again - sometimes even the whole ship - "fixes" a bug (it's more of a workaround).

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

With showoff 3d graphics

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always so confused when I see a movie use scrolling C code in a terminal. Like where do they get it from?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Usually nmap

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