They could tie the ring to a balloon and push it along.
Lord of the memes
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They could just tie it to a long string and drag it.
Tie the hands of two people together and put the ring on the rope hanging in the middle.
Ah yes, tape, the cornerstone of every Hobbit's hole.
Did you read the title?
invents tape, then tapes your mouth shut
Cut to the palace of Mausron the Terrible I: "And that's how we overthrew the apes and founded our perfect paradise, which I now rule with my tiny, iron adorable fist."
Better yet, start the battle of pelannor fields as usual, cept you give that paper bag to Gwaihir and have him drop that shit on Mt doom like a gahdamn b52. NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnerrrroooooomKABOOM. Job done.
I’m imagining a sped up montage and then a record scratch “yup that’s me, in the paper bag. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here…”
fortunate son starts playing
tape did not exist in this era of fantasy.... Sam could do this because he was pure of heart