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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember that time Christopher Hitchens said water boarding wasn't torture?

And then he stupidly agreed to be water boarded and immediately tapped out and admitted he was wrong?

Well, maybe we could arrange that for this author. But they don't get a choice. Let's see how they feel about starving after they've actually missed a few meals. Sick fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Excellent idea. Talk the talk, might as well walk the walk. Start with yourself and all that jazz

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Skip breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I already do, it’s called drinking too much and waking up late smh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

it's not a question of should I skip breakfast. I am skipping breakfast whether I should or not, because I'm fucking broke, no one is hiring me for software engineering but not for lack of trying.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

it sure looks like every article from mainstream media has the requirement to include the sentence "the continued effects from russia invasion" and sure its relevant. But when its about any sanctioned country i never see a single "the continued effects of US imposed sanctions" mention.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Whelp, I should just save a bunch by eating a rich sammich, js

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doubt it. Russian media actually claimed Russia was buying eggs from Poland. At least the turkey eggs, for breeding specifically

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Russia buying Turkey from Poland" sounded quite weird for my sleep deprived mind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Didn’t you know Poland has been in charge of Turkey for the past few decades? How else do you explain Erdogan?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Problem: "Breakfast foods are expensive."

A: Eat different foods when you wake up.

B: Subsidies to keep people buying the foods and keep the companies afloat.

C: Tips on local, sustainable food production.

D: Any combination of the above.

Solution: "TELL THE POOR TO EAT LESS."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

To be fair, I do that anyway, but it's just a habit I picked up since like...junior high school. I just can't bring myself to eat in the morning. Breakfast is coffee, lunch is provided at my job but I usually end up skipping it too.

Not really to save money, though I suppose it does have that effect. I am just pretty much always going to prioritize getting a few minutes more sleep over breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately this link is a paywall, anyone got the copy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I’d like to see the bourgeoisie pry breakfast from my Vavó’s clutches. That lady goes fucking ballistic if I miss any meal, including my evening ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You vill eat ze bugz You vill live in ze podz You vill own notink And be happy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you have the link to where they say it because everyone always mentions that line but nobody ever provides the source.