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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can reverse any moderator actions.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Impervious to side effects.

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[โ€“] thrilly 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It only works when nobody's looking, and everyone just thinks you were using your hands.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I can obtain any super power just by thinking about it.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only until you sober up.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The ability to find anything lost.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything you touch turns into a potato

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[โ€“] Luckyy 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i am joining this myself. telekinesis

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Power to turn things into gold by touch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Including your own body parts

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[โ€“] MiddleWeigh 7 points 1 year ago (20 children)

I'll take a gravity power I guess. Manipulation of gravity in every sense.

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[โ€“] SpezCanLigmaBalls 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Make Bezos, Musk, Zuck, Spez, and @[email protected] nut whenever i clap

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Know anyone's most deviant kink.

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