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Blöde Witze, über die meistens nur der Erzähler lacht. Und einer, der ihn schon kennt :D Viel Spaß und bleibt sauber!

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"See I so out?"

-"You hear you so on!"

"Yes, I am a washreal german!"

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

There becomes the dog in the pan crazy, my dear mister singing club!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His english is not se yellow from se egg

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His English is under all pig

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are heavy on the woodway my lovely friend and copper-stitcher. These are pearls before the pigs...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm proud: that makes us so easy nobody after

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I break together!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0MUsVcYhERY

Deutsche Küstenwache - der Vollständigkeit halber.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Immer wenn ich sowas sehen, muss ich mich daran erinnern, das "to give up the ghost" eine echte Englische Redewendung ist. Seitdem kann ich verstehen, warum jemand alles 1 zu 1 übersetzen würde.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Play you yes not!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Make me not fox devil wild or you get something on the nut!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I am heavy on wire

(ich bin schwer auf Draht)

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