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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I thought of you when i made this AI.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.

(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Debian would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My hostnames on NixOS refer to close ones :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Mine are the serial numbers of Star ships.

[–] lazycouchpotato 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

^I^ ^apologize^ ^for^ ^the^ ^Instagram^ ^link^ ^in^ ^advance^

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Name software after their daughters (MySQL/MariaDB)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Bo3 developer right now: old my beer

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I misread as Bg3 and thought "oh, he'll script a sex scene about her"

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