this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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I think this is just mutual aid with added brimstone.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Isn’t there much more to this story?

Edit: there is. Much more.

Full story

[–] atrielienz 16 points 1 year ago

Thank you for posting the rest. I always like to see it.

[–] yabai 9 points 1 year ago

That was a fun read! Thank you for finding and sharing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] EchidnaMode 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks to you and the OP, I really enjoyed this! Great little read with my coffee.

[–] Rylyshar 4 points 1 year ago

I have never wanted to bestow gold on a post more. Thanks for finding this!

[–] robocall 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The condiment was mayonnaise

[–] Cinnamon3431 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

isn't mayonaise an instrument or something?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

An instrument of summoning, apparently!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, in order for it to summon demons, it has to be Miracle Whip.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dukes mayonnaise mother fucker!

[–] Transcriptionist 11 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription:

Tumblr post by user writing-prompt-s reading: While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

Below the post is a reply by user teawitch reading: You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don't often get homemade sandwiches.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is rather wholesome, isn’t it? I mean, who doesn’t love a good sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yet I carefully apply my mustard into something, and the best I get is an imp slightly annoyed I didn't add enough meat, no matter how much I put in there.

Fuckin' Frenches.

[–] Rylyshar 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of this delightful tumblr story:

writing-prompt-s: An old and homely grandmother... - eatbreathewrite https://eatbreathewrite.tumblr.com/post/159617865069/writing-prompt-s-an-old-and-homely-grandmother