this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I mean, the flying cockroach might as well have been a raging elephant.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Tbf, might be a wasp or hornet. Those flying terrorists have the evil of a thousand nazis concentrated within their tiny bodies.

[–] clearedtoland 10 points 1 year ago

I almost crashed today because a spotted lantern fly sneak-attacked me. That thing was a prick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude we’ve got horseflies around here the size of a quarter with these big nasty green eyes. They bite and their saliva burns with the heat of a thousand suns.

Keep that shit away from me.

[–] atretador 1 points 1 year ago

Just fist fight it dude

[–] Saneless 3 points 1 year ago

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They're everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it's impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

[–] joneskind 3 points 1 year ago

Ahah! laugh in black widow