this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wtf who wants early access cum?

The wait is the point!

[–] Doog 22 points 1 year ago

It's called Premature ejaculation and I can't help it...

[–] lemmyseikai 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am confused. Isn't Early Access cum just pre-cum? Why make it so complicated?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, it's premature ejaculation

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's actually a really good deal.
The girls I get usually cost $150/h. And they don't even have aeroplanes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I usually wait for a few months to a year after the cum is released before I play with it. There's usually less bugs at that point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Seems like there would be more bugs that way but I'm not a developer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Absolutely, and by that point they've released new content and side quests in the Cum Box update.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stopped playing this game after they added EAC and did not enable Linux users

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm on linux and played this on singleplayer last night with no lag on an integrated laptop GPU. Are you referring to online play?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

[–] Ricar22 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sex 2...? I'm waiting on Cum Early Access to drop.

[–] EvilEyedPanda 2 points 1 year ago

Or just have sex with me, I'm good at accessing my cum earlier than I'd like.

[–] yumpsuit 7 points 1 year ago

she dakka on my airframe til i stable-release

[–] trashcan_is_here 5 points 1 year ago

You made my day!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This what happens when you don't brief the designer properly

[–] Heavybell 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago