this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago

He needs to set it to like 15 seconds so people think they are crazy for awhile. Needs to go back to normal faster. And then like 500 normal screens in the folder.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

This wasnt a prank but i grew up with linux on all my computers and they didnt allow linux on school computers but the it admin allowed me to install the windows hypervisor(idk the name) on it(apparently even if you have standard edition windows you can still install the packages for pro edition stuff) so from then on i just booted up windows to boot up linux.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't you have to be 18 to post on 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They said 2018 and the post was made in 2022

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think the person you responded to might not have fully realised their own age maybe? It's happened to me before.

I was at a festival waiting for a band to come on. Talking to people in the audience one of them asked me if I'd seen this band before. I said "yes, in X year". A girl there says " Wow, I was born in X year". For a second I wondered how she got the beer she was holding then quickly calculated that X year was 18 years previous to the current one and realised I was talking to a group of people roughly half my age. Nothing wrong with that but it just felt kind of weird that I hadn't really been cognisant of it before that moment.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We actually required active monitoring, because we knew how to change the .pwd files.

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[–] Thcdenton 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We put midget porn on ours. They were on to us but no proof :D

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[–] saltesc 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We had a "computer monitor" kid that could've been the base of the stereotype you have in your head right now.

He acted like a god, everyone knew a lot more than him, ended up never leaving and became head of IT there. Got busted creeping on school girls. Classic cliche.

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