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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol he looks smug in the moment but when that happens to me his face is getting a kick from the other foot.

[–] SchmidtGenetics -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you hurt your other foot? Fantastic idea! That’ll show an inanimate object.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I broke my pinky toe because of bed sheets hanging off the bed in a specific way while I walked by.

To this day it is the only broken bone I've ever had.

I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ohh it's my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I've ever broken.

I joke that if it happens one more time I'll just have the damn thing lopped off.

[–] idunnololz 4 points 1 month ago

We need a never broke a bone community on Lemmy so we can ban you from it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Just remove your pinky toe already. It's the most feminine toe and you're an alpha male! In fact the toe next to it looks girly as well. Shed off your woke-mind toes like d-list celebrity Joe Rogan now!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Not scientifically accurate.

The pinky toe should be twice as big. I'm not sure if it happens just before or just after, but it happens.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

yo why is the guy packin?

[–] Zachariah 2 points 1 month ago

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resistentialism

theory to describe seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects

[–] DaBPunkt 2 points 1 month ago

That explains a lot of things.