The 7 minutes walk and talk segment reminded me of Forza Motorsport 6. A fucking car game with a fucking UNSKIPPABLE, long ass stupid fucking intro nobody asked for.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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Don't forget to never fix game breaking bugs.
30min of gameplay, more purchasable with expensive unbalanced DLC's.
Loot boxes. Because a game is not addictive enough to kids without gambling.
Worst storyline, unrealistic characters.
Add more useless content, like new skins and hats, instead of fixing bugs.
Change mechanics every now and than causing loads of players to loose everything or making expensive purchased items useless.
Make the game subscription based after 6 months, when everyone already bought the base game and extra content, and aren't eligible for refunds anymore.
Make the game pay to win.
Ask EA to publish your game.
Make travel time waaaay to long, no fast travel.
Have way too many collectibles in places which are easy to reach but take a looooong time to get to, with at least 1 per set glitched somewhere impossible to reach.
Did I already say "more DLC's"?
Make multi-player server based, have those servers crash often.
Abandon the project while there's still a massive player base because you're working on the next money-grab piece of junk.
Complain constantly the people leaving bad reviews are just too dumb to understand the concept.
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Wait, is Senua that bad? I was looking forward to playing that one.
Hellblade is amazing. It's a short bit very cinematic and immersive experience. Playing with headphones is a must, imho.
It's really good actually, unless you were looking for a different kind of game.
Senua is great. The combat felt fine to me, though it definitely wasn't the game's focus.
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30 minute cutscene that dumps a lot of exposition and it ends with a timeskip into the tutorial.
oh no it's ... : FFXIV
and I say that and an enjoyer
You'll interact with three objects to progress the unvoiced cinematics and you'll like it, or you'll get the trolley again!
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