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[–] maz1 18 points 5 days ago

We had one particular drinking fountain in our fraternity back in the day that, after a hard night, could single-handedly pull you back from the brink of disaster in the morning.

The water throughput, temperature, and taste were always just right, regardless of the time of year.

Without fail; suck down some water for 60 or so seconds, take a long shit and get back at it.

Man it's been 20 years, the building is long-gone but I still think about that water fountain and it's perfect water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Wim Hof method...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn’t he rupture his asshole

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

His intestines yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I did some rather hesitant googling and couldn't find much... What happened?

[–] Agent641 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

While waiting to meet his estranged son for the first time in years, Wim Hof decided to get into a public water fountain and give himself an enema on one of the water spraying outlets in full view of the public. Unbeknownst to him, the water pressure had been turned up high, possibly to dissuade him from doing this (it was not his first time visiting this fountain)

The high pressure water jet tore through his intestines like a knife, leaving him screaming and writing in pain amidst the weekday shoppers.

The first time his son saw him in years (he stopt contacting his weird dad because he was unbearably weird), Wim was hobbling up to him, pantsless, water, blood and shit gushing from his anus, while Wim begged him (without even a 'Hello son') "I need you to drive me to the hospital!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

God damn... Is this the freezing guy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the guy who got stuck in a block of ice during a ted talk, yes.

he's my favourite quack because he claims that his training regimen is the reason he can handle the cold, even after participating in a twin study where his twin brother turned out to have exactly the same resistance despite never doing the training...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yup, you know the health guru...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Saw the link and was like "ah, fuck". Love the good ol' "ah, fuck", that doesn't happen for me too often.

[–] Slab_Bulkhead 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

water spout 1? or water spout 2?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

You've got two holes, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah dog, we have flow, yeah dog, this is high kick nice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Once again, 23rd favorite rapist aaand future gender neutral toilet: Minge McMahon