this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I’m told this is how you clear your browser history.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Quoth the Socket „Nevermore.“

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, IEEE 802.3.nope

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This simply converts an ethernet LAN port to wireless WiFI IEEE 802.11AC (110v AC in US and 220v AC in other regions). Pretty standard stuff. At least that is what the IT support guy in the alley behind the pizza place told me when I bought it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Perfect for when they took your red stapler

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is what it feels like when your router gets fried because fecking DSL isn't lightning-proof

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dan1101 2 points 1 year ago

I don't need no fancy boxes for PoE.

[–] MajorHavoc 3 points 1 year ago

Alright, I'm gonna ask: This is a joke cable right?

Every time I see something I'm absolutely sure is a joke cable, somebody links me to a piece of real hardware that actually needs that monstrosity of a cable.

But this time, I am 99% sure... Nothing actually could possibly have any use for this cable....right?

I would be more sure if one end wasn't a network cable end. Networking people have some deeply weird cables...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's some good BOFH stuff right there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Heheh. I laugh-snorted at this one. Good show.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The latest laptop charging infrastructure

[–] elzapp 2 points 1 year ago

The real kill-a-watt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Also works as PLC, how useful !