Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"

For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:

Type: Prey
Class: Mammalia (mammal)
Habitat: Barren rocky landscape
Appearance: Similar to a tan egg

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Healthy digestion matters! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by DaMonsterKnees to c/[email protected]

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I'm a dad, and I got jokes. Have a great day!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Unlike the unhelpful Pica, which tells you to eat rocks.

[–] rain_worl 2 points 1 week ago

...but poak told me to swallow fish whole!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pika... chew. Pika-chew. Pikachu.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

hypocrite, their ass is NOT chewing!