I've recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I'm sure that's relevant here somehow.
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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Thats why polar bears have white coats
I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.
Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head
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I think the penguins would learn to just swim away, and the bears would starve since they would need to expend a lot of effort for a small bird versus the calorie-dense seals they're used to.
They'd need to ambush the flock when they were on land, ensuring they could corner several before the penguins make it to water
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Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again
So then part of the program needs to be penguin Viagra to keep the numbers up
Crude dark matter oil should do the job.
Penguin spanish fly.
I'm almost mad at myself for not making this joke originally
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This reminds me of a friend that once proposed that if we really wanted to mess with Europe we could release a few packs of coyotes
I was really hoping OP wanted to drop the polar bears on a tropical island. For science.
only if you can find some weird magnetic anomaly and plane crash survivors
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would have to be quite a few bears to avoid heavy inbreeding
A couple of birth defects wouldn't matter much if you're walking around a penguin buffet. They'd be fine.
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Sounds reasonable.