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Someone call a doctor (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by cuerdo to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You've got to get some left handed clippers

[–] cuerdo 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

or a better health insurance

[–] jastyty 9 points 3 months ago

Or bite them nails so both hands are ugly

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine not being ambidextrous

[–] CluckN 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have an uncle who was ambidextrous back in college

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What happened after college?

[–] mEEGal 2 points 3 months ago

Stayed ambidextrous but only with his feet

[–] thedirtyknapkin 8 points 3 months ago

are people really that bad with their non dominant hand? like i vaguely remember struggling to cut my right hand nails as a young child, but I'm pretty sure i got the hang of that around the same age i got the hang of tying my shoes.

maybe i just happen to lead a life that has long required me to precisely use both hands? between video games and manual focus camera lenses i guess that might have helped. or maybe being ambidextrous is a spectrum and I'm closer to the middle?

idk, this is one of those moments where I'm not sure if I'm the normal one and op is weird or if I'm weird and everyone else struggles with this and i just wasn't aware.

[–] Pissman2020 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hold the clippers still and move your nail into position

[–] Shard 2 points 3 months ago

Manicurists hate this one weird trick!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Honestly, my right hand looks BETTER than my left hand. Only explanation that makes sense to me that I've heard is that since I know I suck with my left hand, I take it much slower and pay more attention.

[–] mEEGal 1 points 3 months ago

If you play the guitar, they're both Classy Winnie 😏😏👌