Holy hell
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The blown up white pieces have been rotting. A strange mold starts appearing on the the dead white queen. A moldy tile will spread to one directly adjacent tile every 24hours, unless stopped.
The EU approaches Zucc from D4 and fines him, making him shrink by 2 pixels vertically
Will Smith slaps zuck and screams "Keep my wife’s social media out of your threads"?
Zuck begins charging death beam. It will take 4 turns to charge.
Zuck moves to A5/4 trying to get in line, accidentally capturing the white horse and pawn due to his thick fat head.
Zuck got defederated by the other pieces last turn. He can move there, but will fail take any pieces.