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STOP WRITING C (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Maven to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

w... windows 10?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think I saw online that Windows was written in C++

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[–] boaratio 8 points 1 year ago

Void pointers. Pure evil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

🦀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

C was a nice idea but I guess it just didn't work out as well as everyone hoped. Ah well, back to BCPL then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

my controller may be old, but i only pay 20 thousands eurodogs for a board support pckage ,per user per ip per nation per year. I dont even pay for their eclipse ide! C is the laand of free fuck yeah! My debug partner is compatible with only 200 euro per flexcable. Don`t tell em my debrugs parnter is not oem spec🐵.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Look up function pointer types to make this language seem even more insane

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