this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Zero mention of putting the olives on your fingertips, doing jazz hands to ensure everyone sees what you have done and then eating them?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I did this, now there are olives on the floor. 10/10 would try again.

[–] TastyWheat 9 points 11 months ago

Whoa whoa, hang on a sec. When I pierce the olive, I eat it WITHOUT putting it in my mouth? Why am I surrounded by hundreds of pierced olives but I'm still hungry?

Time for Plan B.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is so confusing, I don't have any toothpicks so I must use a fork according to this, what am I supposed to do once I put the olive into my mouth? Just leave it there?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I believe you are intended to use the bony plates located within your mouth hole to begin the consumption process.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

this is like some beauty pageant answer to things.

maybe not the winnable answer but still an answer.