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Tap for contextSome woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (19 children)

I’m a man and even I would pick a bear

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (14 children)

Really? What people do you usually hang around with?

Bears are incredibly strong and dangerous and will kill you just for fun.

I would honestly prefer a random man to a fucking moose.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Man is more unpredictable than bear. I know A bear can kill me, but I have no idea what a random man has in mind for me.

[–] berkeleyblue 0 points 6 months ago

Bear: Couldn’t tell you what he’s up to even if it wanted to

Men: Can actually listen and talk their intentions.

Why is a man less predictable in this case? You all just claim things without the slightest bit of argument behind it… so please tell my why that would be the case.

Thanks.

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