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Hey good news guys! (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I found the last bug in my program!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

There are no bugs. Just happy little accidental features.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This is what I'm telling my boss from now on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I often incorporate features into my software that ensure it shuts down automatically on certain actions, or when you’ve used it for too long. So you can go out and see some nature. It’s totally not crashes.