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This is also the implied response of every doordash delivery person everytime I pay $35 for what shows up as a cold—ass paninni 75minutes after my order and I've irrevocably "pre" tipped them 18% for the delivery.
I'm pretty sure you can adjust the tip after delivery.
Also, the 18% is likely why your food is cold. Dashers are expecting over 25% now (which is part of why I stopped using them).
You're lucky that the food being cold is all that's wrong, because some entitled assholes will fuck with your food if the tip isn't high enough (even though they accepted the job knowing the tip)
I knew someone that was a dasher. She told me she would eat people's food and totally mess with it, regardless of the tip. After hearing her stories, I never order door dash or similar anymore.
Isn't that illegal?
Possibly, but that wouldn't have stopped her. If anything, it would have encouraged her. She also stole a lot from stores and friends and was an insane liar. She was a complete piece of shit human.
I don't think most of them are pieces of shit like her though. People respond to incentives, there's not much incentive or hedonic gain for most of us to mess with each other's food. If you think me tipping you $7 on top of what you are being paid to do a delivery is some sort insult and you poop in my taco, I'm not going to tip you more next time. This is starting to bleed into a discussion about tipping which is about as fun as having an abortion discussion in the US, so on that note I'm out
she would 100% be the person that would do that.
Number fifteen...
THE LAST THING YOU'D EXPECT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE'S FOOT FUNGUS
Most places have started putting security stickers on their bags. These days if anything goes wrong it's just straight up that the food doesn't get delivered.