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[โ€“] doubletwist 29 points 8 months ago (13 children)

I'm almost 50 and recently learned I've been pronouncing two words wrong.

  • "Template" as 'tem' + 'plate' (like a dish) instead of 'tem' + 'plet' (like 'let')

  • "Opacity" saying the middle 'a' like 'hay' instead of like 'math'.

That one I was SURE I was right when my wife told me, so I asked my Google home mini: "Hey Google, how do you pronounce the word 'opacity'?" (Pronouncing it my way), and to prove that Google has a mean sense of humor, (and I swear this is true) responded with "Guacamole". My wife has not let me live that down.

[โ€“] Pandawhiskers 1 points 8 months ago

That's okay. I know how to pronounce famine yet whenever i want to pronounce it it comes out as fa-Mayn. It really adds to my illusion of intelligence ๐Ÿ™„

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