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Anon opines on a clown named Ronald (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[pictured: Ronald Reagan wearing a black suit and tie with a white shirt. His body is nearly turned sideways, chin lifted and grinning at the camera, resting his weight on his right elbow with his left hand clasped loosely over his resting right wrist. Italicized text upon this propaganda poster reads: “RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIALIZED MEDICINE”]

>a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance
any other examples like this?

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 5 months ago (14 children)

any other examples like this?

A WWI veteran got kicked out of art school and now Israel is bombing Palestinians.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Jesus..

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Jesus…

An unfertilized egg was forced into existence by an angry deity and now TikTok.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More like someone had an affair 2000 years ago and now, alabama

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

But what really mattered, was all the alter boys along the way.

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