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You wouldn't believe what parents make up to get kids to do stuff they don't wanna do. I tell my 4 year old that the boogie man hates reading and stories, so as long as we read a bedtimes story, he won't come to get us.
"The boogie man hates it when you grab daddy a beer"
Yeah, I wish he was tall enough 😂.