jordan @jordan stratton
In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:
Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident
I think there should also be the "Ultra" Olympics where each country puts forward their most highly performance enhanced athletes.
They already do that, it's called the "Olympics"
Yea I meant like chemically performance enhanced.
Ah, that event is actually called "The Olympics".
AKA the Russian Olympics