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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If someone falls, you need to ask an individual person to call 991. The thought being if you ask an entire group at once, everyone will figure someone else is doing it and will ignore the request. I suppose that goes for turkey requests too.

[–] lessthanluigi 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And after someone has dialed that number, they meant to dial 911, but it is too late, and the person already died by now.

[–] prime_number_314159 11 points 11 months ago

This is true unless you're in Brunei, in which case 911 won't work, and 991 is the correct number.