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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon starves (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

talking loudly can't even concentrate on eating

Huh??

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Anon keeps losing his focus and ends up putting food in the wrong holes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Relatable

[–] jackoneill 3 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure you just shit out your mouth if you do that

[–] shneancy 22 points 11 months ago

anon could have some sensory issues on the auditory side. When you do have sensory problems like that and are made to be in a loud crowd, it's easy to start feeling really uncomfortable and even overwhelmed