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[–] ThePantser 88 points 10 months ago (22 children)

Look! In the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! No! It's Superman fucking his cousin!

Really though she probably is the only one who can take his load without it blowing out the top of her skull.

[–] slazer2au 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

LL did. She and Superman have had kids over the years.

The whole Injustice timeline is based on Superman being tricked into killing Louis and their unborn child.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

LL = Lex Luther and you can't tell me otherwise

[–] Daft_ish 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 10 months ago

Genetically, Kon-El is Superman and Luthor's kid.

[–] ShortFuse 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, it's clearly Lana Lang. Wait a minute...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 10 months ago

Lori Lemaris. Superman got himself some tail.

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