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What’s your best Essex Girl joke? (www.jokebuddha.com)

submitted 11 months ago by RustedSwitch to c/[email protected]

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I from the US, just learned about these today, and had a chuckle.

an essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. it was her boyfriend, urgently warning her "treacle, i just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on the A13. please be careful!" "its not just one car!" said the essex girl "theres hundreds of them!"

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are these basically like "dumb blonde" jokes in America?

[–] RustedSwitch 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think so; except leaning more heavily on promiscuity?

[–] skydivekingair 21 points 11 months ago

Blonde jokes have that as well. Why did the Blonde wear a tight skirt? To keep her legs closed.