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It's almost impossible to deny being an alcoholic without sounding like an alcoholic
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this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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"I have literally not had alcoholic beverages even once in my life, how would it be possible to become an alcoholic given that?"
You must be a hardcore alcoholic if you had to abstain for that long.
I suppose there's no way for me to actually know if I'd be particularly susceptible to addiction from it or not, never having tried it
Yeah, same here. I was just making a joking advocatus diaboli argument.
I need some alcohol at least once per month.
Well clearly given your decision, your mother drank with you in the womb and you had fetal alcohol syndrome. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.
Checkmate, atheists.